You? What are you even…. you know what, nevermind.
June 22, 2013 § 1 Comment
Today I learned that if lapels don’t scare you, nothing will.
My co-authors have no doubt managed to expel this blog and all of its contents from their tiny brains like guppy minded landlords evicting tardy tenants. In the midst of it all, I have remained vigilant. Silently vigilant. Like Batman, tearfully watching the season finale of Downton Abbey.
What my co-authors do not know is that during my long vigil I have developed both an impeccable comedic taste and an insatiable thirst for revenge. They believe they are safe. They will never be so. Even now, my spies watch them. Ready to move. Ready to strike.
Do you hear that? It is the chilling sound of your doom.