Mr. Burns

March 16, 2014 § Leave a comment

“Excellent!”

I’ve decided to become a poet. I will take the literary world by storm, by fire, by the horns. Here is a sample of my poetry.

Transport me.

There was a bike
Ridden by a tike,
Hike.

Trolley,
That is folly.

Never far
When you travel by car.

Talk about UFO;
Now that is the way to go.

Pure genius, right? Yes, I understand your sentiment exactly. In fact I plan on becoming world-famous in a matter of weeks. I would go by a pen name, or perhaps a sword name.

“The pen is mightier than the sword.”

Okay, a pen name. What poet would ever go by the name ‘Jay’? I’ve chosen the name Robert Burns. It seems like a name that a great poet would wear; a name that would indeed make me famous. I’ve even got a photo for when I’m published.

I mean no disrespect to the true, illustrious, Scottish poet Robert Burns. He will always remain great among other poets. Hats off to him.

Truly, the demeanor of a great poet, #amiright

I will make my fortune by a series of my poems being read by James Earl Jones on pay-per-view television. Keep your eyes, ears, and your television peeled.

Sincerely,
Jay

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