Tony

Meet Tony. Tony is an ex-capofamiglia of the Sicilian Mafia. Tony enjoys making paper airplanes out of counterfeit hundred-dollar bills. His favorite past time is listening to The Ramones on 8-track. His favorite food is caviar. He lies about his age for no apparent reason. He loves ducks.

Such is Tony. He’s cool.

And he’s… right…. behind you.

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